Hey people! I got a new book and it's totally awesome (at least, I think it is ) It's called 11,002 things to be miserable about.
I'll tell you a few of them...
i-Hitler
ii-your face
iii-the existence of other people
iv-spontaneous human combustion
v-crack
vi-crack houses
vii-birds that fly into windows and die
viii-running out of toilet paper
ix-emo
x-self-pity
xi-kilts
xii-the average American attention span
xiii-nervous tics
xiv-petrified cat shit
xv-drool
xvi-exploding manhole covers
xvii-dying a virgin
xviii-dying in public
xix-forgetting to change your underwear
(and my favorite one so far)
xx-remembering to change your underwear, then realizing that none of your other underwear is clean XD

Yup...I'll add more of them later on, cause' I haven't gotten very far in the book.
See ya